VOL. I · NO. 22 · SUNDAY, MAY 31, 2026 · P.M. EDITION
SUNDAY, MAY 31, 2026 — P.M. EDITION · WINDOW 07:00 → 15:00
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Eyes on the wires. Ears to the radio. Eight hours, fully reported.
Around the Neighborhood
DEVELOPING · AMHERST

Passerby Finds a Body on the Bike Path Behind the Tennis Courts at Maple & North Forest

A walker flagged Amherst PD just after 8:21 a.m.; officers were sent to a bench “between the tennis courts and the solar panels.”

The first transmission was matter-of-fact and grim: a passerby reported a deceased body laying on a park bench by the tennis courts at Maple and North Forest, near the bypass.[1] An Amherst PD unit rolled in voice-control and was directed in a follow-up transmission to head past the bridge, “somewhere by the tennis courts, near the solar panels.”[2] Ellicott Creek EMS came up on Amherst Fire dispatch a moment later with a unit on the bike path in the area of 1520 North Forest Road; a Capsule NEMS call — what appeared on the air to be a code response — was confirmed within minutes.[3] The reporting party told dispatch she had found a body in between two benches, somewhere between the tennis courts and the solar panels;[4] a responder said he was going to “open that fence right there” to get to the scene off North Forest.[5] Dispatch then released non-essential units (“You can hold everything”).[6] No name, age, or cause was put on the air.

EXCLUSIVE · AMHERST

“Say Something” Tip Lands at 65 Old Orchard: Threat to “Kill a Bunch of Students” at Heim Middle School

Amherst PD spent the back half of the window chasing an anonymous tip naming a juvenile and her father; no one answered at the front door.

Just after 2:07 p.m., Amherst PD dispatch told units that info had just come in from the Say Something Anonymous tip line: about half an hour earlier, the line had received a tip that a juvenile named on the air as Haley Sietsky had made threats to kill a bunch of students at Heim Middle School. “No further info,” the dispatcher added.[7] Eleven minutes later a patrol unit on the air put themselves at 65 Old Orchard and quickly clarified that the call to that house was actually a barking-dog complaint — coincidence — but the responding officer added that the only last name he could pull on the residence was Sietsky, “likely the father,” no phone number.[8] Dispatch was asked to run a contact check for the likely father. The unit cleared with “doesn't look like anyone's home. We'll let you know.”[9] No school resource officer or district referral was mentioned on the air during the window.

EAST AMHERST

Speedway and Tim Hortons at Maple & Ayr Pull a General Fire Alarm Just After 7

The day opened at 7:02 a.m. with Amherst Fire dispatch calling East Amherst Fire on Line Activation 180 for a fire alarm at the Speedway and Tim Hortons plaza at 1810 Maple Road, between Ayr Road and Maple Leaf Drive.[10] Dispatch confirmed the address as the corner of Maple and Ayr and told units a general fire alarm was being put to Amherst Fire.[11] Unit 8771 marked on-location at 7:04, and within twelve minutes a service code was on the air — no smoke condition, no working fire on the radio.[12]

WILLIAMSVILLE

Elderwood at Williamsville Trips a Zone 999 General Alarm; Avoidable Callout, System Reset

At 1:57 p.m. Amherst Fire dispatch toned Elderwood at Williamsville, between Hallmark Court and St. Gardnery Court, for a zone 999 general fire alarm.[13] A clean-up note on the air about thirteen minutes later said the responding crew had advised the facility on proper procedures, called the activation avoidable, and reset the system in-service.[14]

AMHERST

Welfare Check at Tim Hortons, Transit & French: Mom in a Gray Porsche, Caller Hiding in the Bathroom

Amherst PD was sent at 11:42 a.m. on what dispatch read out as a welfare check at the Tim Hortons at Transit and French — a complainant calling from inside, hiding in the bathroom and afraid to come out, saying their mother was sitting in the lot in a gray Porsche on the Deer Creek side and was “a danger to herself and others.”[15] A second unit covered. A few minutes after arrival, an officer told the air: “I'm not seeing a great portion of the lot anywhere — do you want to give a complaint or call back and see if they're still here?”[16] No subject located on the air.

CLARENCE

EMS to Clarence United Methodist at 10205 Reiner Road

Amherst Fire dispatch sent an EMS run to the Clarence United Methodist Church — address 10205 Reiner Road — at 11:02 a.m.[17] No further details made it onto the dispatch channel.

AKRON

Akron EMS to 37 Cedar Street for a Not-Alert Diabetic

Amherst Fire dispatch toned Akron EMS at 1:08 p.m. for callout 37 on Cedar Street, between Pennington Lane and Morgan Street, for a not-alert diabetic.[18]

WILLIAMSVILLE

Comprehensive Rehab on Reist: Patient Down with a Head Injury in Room 534

At 2:46 p.m. Amherst Fire dispatch ran an EMS call to Comprehensive Rehab at 147 Reist Street, Williamsville, for a male patient who fell in room 534 with a head injury; the room number was corrected to 530 on the readback.[19]

Overheard: The Wires
WHAT THE...?!

The Motel 6 “Two Rooms for a Date” Deposit Dispute Will Not Die

At 11:06 a.m., an Amherst PD unit landed at the Motel 6 at 4400 Maple Road: complainant wanted “some kind of deposits back.” The on-air explanation, in full: “He rented two rooms for a date last night and wants to get some kind of deposits back. Staff's uncooperative.”[20] Two hours and eight minutes later, the file resurfaced for a different officer: “He's one who had a date and he had two rooms and he wants to see somebody again.”[21] Whatever the deposit, whoever the date, the universe was clearly trying to tell this man something.

RADIO POETRY

Buffalo Limo Dispatcher Counts to Forty-Six Out Loud

At 1:27 p.m. a Buffalo Limo voice keyed up and recited, on the open dispatch frequency, the natural numbers in order: “5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46…”[22] Whether this was a roll-call, a stock-take, or simply a long sigh expressed numerically, we do not know.

CUSTOMER SERVICE

Parking Enforcement Tow Comes with an Emotional Disclaimer

An Erie County parking enforcement officer keyed up at 1:20 p.m. to clear a tow on a forward Focus from a downtown exit — then, in the same breath, apologized: “Christian, I'm sorry. I don't know why that happened, but I don't like the energy.”[23] No further explanation. The tow proceeded.

PHONETIC ALPHABET

“Like an Ida, Nora, George. Her Name's Going to Be Cori. Common Spelling.”

An Amherst PD unit at 8:39 a.m. ran a name over the air, then immediately tried to clean up after the spelling: “Like an Ida, Nora, George. Her name's going to be Cori. Common spelling. Middle initial.”[24] The dispatcher gamely played along. Whether Cori was actually I-N-G remains an open question.

HOSPITALITY

Embassy Suites Asks the BNIA Trunk if Anyone's “Sending Those Jets Over”

At 11:30 a.m. an Embassy Control voice came up plain: “Are you sending those jets over?” The reply, equally plain: “10-4.”[25] Hotel-shuttle dispatchers rarely have cause to invoke air superiority; we are duty-bound to note that they did so today, and got an affirmative.

OPEN DOOR

“Open Door Kitchen World” — Amherst PD's New Most-Sincere Sentence

At 12:24 p.m., an Amherst PD unit clarified that, on top of everything else going on, she just hadn't opened the door for Kitchen World yet. Dispatch read it back deadpan: “Open Door Kitchen World, 10-4.” A second unit was then sent to cover the open door and the in-progress alarm at 7370 Transit Kitchen Road.[26]

PLAZA SCIENCE

“Octo Farmer Plaza, Sweet Home and Sheridan”

Amherst PD officers backed each other up at 9:54 a.m. on something at the corner of Sweet Home Road and Sheridan Drive: “Beyond Bay, Octo Farmer Plaza at Sweet Home and Sheridan.”[27] What “Octo Farmer Plaza” turns out to be in the daylight is left as an exercise for the reader.

Regional Blotter

Carbon Monoxide Alarm Empties a Home at 9 Elm Court; Two Callers Report Headaches

At 10:45 a.m. Niagara County Fire Control toned a second-tone alarm to City Lockport for a carbon monoxide detector activation at 9 Elm Court — two callers on location reporting headaches, the home evacuated.[28] Incident routed to LSDTAC-1.

Niagara County Fire Sends Out an Engine for Suspected House Haze on Orchard Street

NC Fire Control dispatched at 10:41 a.m. to 25 Orchard Street between Park Place and Waterman, on a caller-described smoke or fire condition inside the residence.[29] Incident type given on the air as unknown caller / haze.

Tonawanda Fire Investigates an Open Crawlspace Under a Residence

At 1:41 p.m. Tonawanda Fire dispatch had units checking an open crawlspace below a structure; a crew chief told the air the unsecured access would be entered to investigate.[30]

Lawnmower Strike on Cheektowaga Lawn: Uncontrolled Bleeding at 29 Campbell Road

At 12:09 p.m. Cheektowaga Fire dispatch sent an EMS run to 29 Campbell Road, west side between Cedar and Oak: a patient who had “ran her foot over the lawnmower,” uncontrolled bleeding.[31]

Wendelville EMS: Ankle Laceration After a Dog Bite on Blackmoor Road

NC Fire Control toned Wendelville EMS at 11:33 a.m. via mutual aid from Shawnee 30 to 3056 Blackmoor Road, between Hoover and Nash — patrol requesting an evaluation for a party with a laceration to the ankle following a dog bite. BLS standard response recommended.[32]

Buffalo Fire Pushes a Preliminary Signal on a Commercial Alarm at 1631 Hertel

BFD Ch1 dispatched a preliminary signal at 1:02 p.m. on a commercial fire alarm at 1631 Hertel Avenue. Engine 38 and Engine 34 were assigned;[33] Engine 38 marked on-scene investigating the A-wing first floor after the panel read.[34]

Other Calls of Note
  • [09:11] BFD Ch1: response to 141 Elm Street, Buffalo.[35]
  • [09:40] Amherst PD: commercial alarm, Mighty Taco, 3140 Niagara Falls Boulevard, rear kitchen door.[36]
  • [10:33] BFD Ch1 commercial fire alarm at 2335 Main Street between East Oakwood and Leroy — preliminary signal, several engines and a ladder assigned.[37]
  • [10:36] BFD: an “NFTA stuck on a pad” report at Genesee and a numbered cross, units pivoting to investigate.[38]
  • [10:59] BFD Ch1: natural gas call at 82 College between Maryland and Allen, apartment 2; Engine 2 and Ladder 4.[39]
  • [10:07] NC FD: ALS-priority EMS run to Elderwood Assisted Living, Niagara Falls Boulevard, room 351 — 96-year-old female with difficulty breathing and severe back pain.[40]
  • [10:56] NC FD: EMS call to First Avenue, Lockport, between Arlington and Oliver — 57-year-old female, back pain into the upper abdomen, cardiac history, ALS priority.[41]
  • [11:08] Lancaster FD-1: EMS run to 11116 Jane Drive, a 37-year-old male reported in V-tach by an in-home alarm.[42]
  • [11:27] BFD Ch1: report of a natural gas odor at 301 Durstein between Seneca and Parkview.[43]
  • [12:02] NC FD: medical alarm at 4872 West Eddy Drive, Lewiston, apartment 151 — 85-year-old female, possible hip dislocation after recent surgery, ALS priority.[44]
  • [12:09] CFD Disp: EMS to 21 Rowland Road, Cheektowaga — 52-year-old male coming out of a seizure with a history of stroke.[45]
  • [12:39] Erie County FD-EMS Paging: 59-year-old male, syncopal episode, lost consciousness, 10179 Allen Road, Sardinia — alert and talking on Mercy arrival.[46]
  • [12:50] T-Hamburg FD Dsp: EMS to South Point Apartments, 4600 South Park Avenue, apartment 152 — 72-year-old female follow-up call.[47]
  • [13:34] Cheektowaga Fire dispatch: EMS to 403 George Urban Boulevard, south side between Lorain and Andres — 7-year-old female, shortness of breath.[48]
  • [13:53] NC FD: EMS to a camping resort, 35-year-old female, possibly passed out.[49]
  • [14:23] Evans PD: complaint at 580 Eisenhower — subject reporting a child took off, no further description available.[50]
  • [14:34] Med-43: 36-year-old male, not conscious, shallow breathing in the back of the ambulance — en route call.[51]
  • [14:54] BFD: man down at the East Ferry / Fillmore bus stop, EMS engine assigned.[52]

Sources — Audio Files Cited

  1. [08:21] Amherst-Clarence / Amherst PD — E:\ProScan Recordings\05-31-26\Amherst-Clarence\05-31-26 08-21-34 - Amherst-Clarence - Amherst PD TO 08-21-37.mp3
  2. [08:23] Amherst-Clarence / Amherst PD — E:\ProScan Recordings\05-31-26\Amherst-Clarence\05-31-26 08-23-40 - Amherst-Clarence - Amherst PD TO 08-23-50.mp3
  3. [08:23] Amherst-Clarence / Amherst Fire Dis — E:\ProScan Recordings\05-31-26\Amherst-Clarence\05-31-26 08-23-02 - Amherst-Clarence - Amherst Fire Dis TO 08-23-30.mp3
  4. [08:25] Amherst-Clarence / Amherst Fire Dis — E:\ProScan Recordings\05-31-26\Amherst-Clarence\05-31-26 08-25-26 - Amherst-Clarence - Amherst Fire Dis TO 08-25-40.mp3
  5. [08:25] Amherst-Clarence / Amherst Fire Dis — E:\ProScan Recordings\05-31-26\Amherst-Clarence\05-31-26 08-25-41 - Amherst-Clarence - Amherst Fire Dis TO 08-25-46.mp3
  6. [08:26] Amherst-Clarence / Amherst Fire Dis — E:\ProScan Recordings\05-31-26\Amherst-Clarence\05-31-26 08-26-36 - Amherst-Clarence - Amherst Fire Dis TO 08-26-38.mp3
  7. [14:07] Amherst-Clarence / Amherst PD — E:\ProScan Recordings\05-31-26\Amherst-Clarence\05-31-26 14-07-30 - Amherst-Clarence - Amherst PD TO 14-07-43.mp3
  8. [14:18] Amherst-Clarence / Amherst PD — E:\ProScan Recordings\05-31-26\Amherst-Clarence\05-31-26 14-18-26 - Amherst-Clarence - Amherst PD TO 14-18-43.mp3
  9. [14:20] Amherst-Clarence / Amherst PD — E:\ProScan Recordings\05-31-26\Amherst-Clarence\05-31-26 14-20-04 - Amherst-Clarence - Amherst PD TO 14-20-12.mp3
  10. [07:02] Amherst-Clarence / Amherst Fire Dis — E:\ProScan Recordings\05-31-26\Amherst-Clarence\05-31-26 07-02-05 - Amherst-Clarence - Amherst Fire Dis TO 07-02-08.mp3
  11. [07:02] Amherst-Clarence / Amherst Fire Dis — E:\ProScan Recordings\05-31-26\Amherst-Clarence\05-31-26 07-02-38 - Amherst-Clarence - Amherst Fire Dis TO 07-02-48.mp3
  12. [07:04 / 07:16] Amherst-Clarence / Amherst Fire Dis — E:\ProScan Recordings\05-31-26\Amherst-Clarence\05-31-26 07-04-41 - Amherst-Clarence - Amherst Fire Dis TO 07-04-43.mp3; ... 07-16-34 - Amherst Fire Dis TO 07-16-36.mp3
  13. [13:57] Amherst-Clarence / Amherst Fire Dis — E:\ProScan Recordings\05-31-26\Amherst-Clarence\05-31-26 13-57-43 - Amherst-Clarence - Amherst Fire Dis TO 13-57-50.mp3
  14. [14:10] Amherst-Clarence / Amherst Fire Dis — E:\ProScan Recordings\05-31-26\Amherst-Clarence\05-31-26 14-10-24 - Amherst-Clarence - Amherst Fire Dis TO 14-10-30.mp3
  15. [11:42] Amherst-Clarence / Amherst PD — E:\ProScan Recordings\05-31-26\Amherst-Clarence\05-31-26 11-42-18 - Amherst-Clarence - Amherst PD TO 11-42-40.mp3
  16. [11:54] Amherst-Clarence / Amherst PD — E:\ProScan Recordings\05-31-26\Amherst-Clarence\05-31-26 11-54-17 - Amherst-Clarence - Amherst PD TO 11-54-22.mp3
  17. [11:02] Amherst-Clarence / Amherst Fire Dis — E:\ProScan Recordings\05-31-26\Amherst-Clarence\05-31-26 11-02-29 - Amherst-Clarence - Amherst Fire Dis TO 11-02-40.mp3
  18. [13:08] Amherst-Clarence / Amherst Fire Dis — E:\ProScan Recordings\05-31-26\Amherst-Clarence\05-31-26 13-08-48 - Amherst-Clarence - Amherst Fire Dis TO 13-09-22.mp3
  19. [14:46 / 14:47] Amherst-Clarence / Amherst Fire Dis — E:\ProScan Recordings\05-31-26\Amherst-Clarence\05-31-26 14-46-48 - Amherst-Clarence - Amherst Fire Dis TO 14-47-16.mp3
  20. [11:06] Amherst-Clarence / Amherst PD — E:\ProScan Recordings\05-31-26\Amherst-Clarence\05-31-26 11-06-50 - Amherst-Clarence - Amherst PD TO 11-07-08.mp3
  21. [13:14] Amherst-Clarence / Amherst PD — E:\ProScan Recordings\05-31-26\Amherst-Clarence\05-31-26 13-14-57 - Amherst-Clarence - Amherst PD TO 13-15-04.mp3
  22. [13:27] Taxis / BuffaloLimo — E:\ProScan Recordings\05-31-26\Taxis\05-31-26 13-27-31 - Taxis - BuffaloLimo TO 13-27-50.mp3
  23. [13:20] Erie County / Parking Enfc — E:\ProScan Recordings\05-31-26\Erie County\05-31-26 13-20-06 - Erie County - Parking Enfc TO 13-20-22.mp3
  24. [08:39] Amherst-Clarence / Amherst PD — E:\ProScan Recordings\05-31-26\Amherst-Clarence\05-31-26 08-39-24 - Amherst-Clarence - Amherst PD TO 08-39-52.mp3
  25. [11:30] Site / Embassy Control — E:\ProScan Recordings\05-31-26\Site\05-31-26 11-30-18 - Site - Embassy Control TO 11-30-22.mp3
  26. [12:24] Amherst-Clarence / Amherst PD — E:\ProScan Recordings\05-31-26\Amherst-Clarence\05-31-26 12-24-15 - Amherst-Clarence - Amherst PD TO 12-24-40.mp3
  27. [09:54] Amherst-Clarence / Amherst PD — E:\ProScan Recordings\05-31-26\Amherst-Clarence\05-31-26 09-54-32 - Amherst-Clarence - Amherst PD TO 09-54-44.mp3
  28. [10:45] Niagara County / NC FD Dispatch — E:\ProScan Recordings\05-31-26\Niagara County\05-31-26 10-45-55 - Niagara County - NC FD Dispatch TO 10-46-20.mp3
  29. [10:41] Niagara County / NC FD Dispatch — E:\ProScan Recordings\05-31-26\Niagara County\05-31-26 10-41-40 - Niagara County - NC FD Dispatch TO 10-41-55.mp3
  30. [13:41] Municipalities / TonwndaFDisp — E:\ProScan Recordings\05-31-26\Municipalities\05-31-26 13-41-55 - Municipalities - TonwndaFDisp TO 13-42-04.mp3
  31. [12:09] Municipalities / CFD Disp — E:\ProScan Recordings\05-31-26\Municipalities\05-31-26 12-09-28 - Municipalities - CFD Disp TO 12-09-34.mp3
  32. [11:33] Niagara County / NC FD Dispatch — E:\ProScan Recordings\05-31-26\Niagara County\05-31-26 11-33-37 - Niagara County - NC FD Dispatch TO 11-34-00.mp3
  33. [13:02] Erie County / BFD Ch1 Disp — E:\ProScan Recordings\05-31-26\Erie County\05-31-26 13-02-50 - Erie County - BFD Ch1 Disp TO 13-03-05.mp3
  34. [13:07] Erie County / BFD Ch1 Disp — E:\ProScan Recordings\05-31-26\Erie County\05-31-26 13-07-33 - Erie County - BFD Ch1 Disp TO 13-07-50.mp3
  35. [09:11] Erie County / BFD Ch1 Disp — E:\ProScan Recordings\05-31-26\Erie County\05-31-26 09-11-46 - Erie County - BFD Ch1 Disp TO 09-11-50.mp3
  36. [09:40] Amherst-Clarence / Amherst PD — E:\ProScan Recordings\05-31-26\Amherst-Clarence\05-31-26 09-40-27 - Amherst-Clarence - Amherst PD TO 09-40-37.mp3
  37. [10:33] Erie County / BFD Ch1 Disp #2 — E:\ProScan Recordings\05-31-26\Erie County\05-31-26 10-33-40 - Erie County - BFD Ch1 Disp #2 TO 10-34-00.mp3
  38. [10:36] Erie County / BFD Ch1 Disp — E:\ProScan Recordings\05-31-26\Erie County\05-31-26 10-36-01 - Erie County - BFD Ch1 Disp TO 10-37-30.mp3
  39. [10:59] Erie County / BFD Ch1 Disp — E:\ProScan Recordings\05-31-26\Erie County\05-31-26 10-59-18 - Erie County - BFD Ch1 Disp TO 10-59-25.mp3
  40. [10:07] Niagara County / NC FD Dispatch — E:\ProScan Recordings\05-31-26\Niagara County\05-31-26 10-07-08 - Niagara County - NC FD Dispatch TO 10-07-25.mp3
  41. [10:56] Niagara County / NC FD Dispatch — E:\ProScan Recordings\05-31-26\Niagara County\05-31-26 10-56-41 - Niagara County - NC FD Dispatch TO 10-57-00.mp3
  42. [11:08] Municipalities / LncstrFD D1 — E:\ProScan Recordings\05-31-26\Municipalities\05-31-26 11-08-49 - Municipalities - LncstrFD D1 TO 11-08-58.mp3
  43. [11:27] Erie County / BFD Ch1 Disp — E:\ProScan Recordings\05-31-26\Erie County\05-31-26 11-27-31 - Erie County - BFD Ch1 Disp TO 11-27-38.mp3
  44. [12:02] Niagara County / NC FD Dispatch — E:\ProScan Recordings\05-31-26\Niagara County\05-31-26 12-02-49 - Niagara County - NC FD Dispatch TO 12-03-20.mp3
  45. [12:09] Municipalities / CFD Disp — E:\ProScan Recordings\05-31-26\Municipalities\05-31-26 12-09-48 - Municipalities - CFD Disp TO 12-10-10.mp3
  46. [12:39] Municipalities / EAFD Dispatch — E:\ProScan Recordings\05-31-26\Municipalities\05-31-26 12-39-57 - Municipalities - EAFD Dispatch TO 12-40-45.mp3
  47. [12:50] Municipalities / T-Hamburg FD Dsp — E:\ProScan Recordings\05-31-26\Municipalities\05-31-26 12-50-37 - Municipalities - T-Hamburg FD Dsp TO 12-51-08.mp3
  48. [13:34] Municipalities / CFD Disp — E:\ProScan Recordings\05-31-26\Municipalities\05-31-26 13-34-58 - Municipalities - CFD Disp TO 13-35-10.mp3
  49. [13:53] Niagara County / NC FD Dispatch — E:\ProScan Recordings\05-31-26\Niagara County\05-31-26 13-53-45 - Niagara County - NC FD Dispatch TO 13-53-58.mp3
  50. [14:23] Municipalities / Evans PD 1 — E:\ProScan Recordings\05-31-26\Municipalities\05-31-26 14-23-33 - Municipalities - Evans PD 1 TO 14-23-50.mp3
  51. [14:34] Pub Safety Comm / Med-43 — E:\ProScan Recordings\05-31-26\Pub Safety Comm\05-31-26 14-34-47 - Pub Safety Comm - Med-43 TO 14-34-55.mp3
  52. [14:54] Erie County / BFD Ch1 Disp — E:\ProScan Recordings\05-31-26\Erie County\05-31-26 14-54-03 - Erie County - BFD Ch1 Disp TO 14-54-15.mp3